liam:okay you have a few cavities that we'll be working on today!
liam:ok here goes nothing, just close your eyes
liam:oh my gosh i'm so sorry i didn't mean to hurt you oh my gosh this is awful i'm an awful person your teeth are fine who says you're not perfect just the way you are i don't believe in using sharp pointy things anyways so i think you should leave and pretend i already filled them but oh no you can't do that that would be lying and lying is bad especially to your parents stay in school kids and always do your homework oh no what do i do.. do you want to fill your own cavities instead? oh no, i'm being too pushy aren't i? i never want to force you into anything you don't want to do. what do i do?! this is the worst day of my life! wait no that was a rude and unforgivable thing to say stupid liam why would you ever say that every day is beautiful and worth living forever and always. i'm really just so thankful for life. oh no why am i still talking i bet i'm annoying this kid with all of this talking stupid liam stupid liam why do you never do anything right. i'm a failure at life and everything. how can i ever make this up to you? really, i'll do anything